Jokes  part 5
Why can't Michael Schumacher be pretty and intelligent ???
Because there don't drive any women in the Formula 1 !!!
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Why resembles Michael Schumacher a dolphin ???
They say that they are both intelligent but they have never proved it !!!
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Why resembles Michael Schumacher a big " Q" ???
Because they are both a big zero with a little tail !!!

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What is the equivalent between Michael Schumacher and coffee ???
They both get on your nerves !!!
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Why resembles Michael Schumacher a video ???
Forward, rewind, stop and eject !!!
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Why are Michael Schumacher's brains such expensive ???
Rare things cost a lot of money !!!

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What has Corinna to take off first to get her man Michael in bed ???
The plug of the computer !!!
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Why is Corinna married to Michael Schumacher ???
A vibrator can't mow the lawn !!!
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What will happen if Michael Schumacher stands navel-deep in the water ???
Than his brains can't get oxygen any longer !!!

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What does Michael Schumacher's Ferrari and a porcupine have in common???
With a porcupine, the PRICKS are on the outside !!!

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Schumacher is fishing when a passer-by passes him and asks: "Do they bite?"
Schumacher: "Why do you think I'm sitting this far from the edge ???"

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The both Schumachers are walking in a polder. Suddenly they see a bull licking an other bull's arse.
Then Ralf says: "We should do that once too."
Michael: "Yes, but that aren't our bulls !!!"

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Michael Schumacher and a countrygirl are lying along a dike. Suddenly a bull climbs on a cow.
Michael Schumacher says to the girl: 'Shall I do that too ???'
The girl: 'I don't care !!! Those cows aren't mine !!!'

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Michael and Corinna are going to bed. She looks under the duvet, and says to her man:
'O, so nice of you to put my name on your willie.' And Michael says:
'You should know how much trouble I have had to get it through the typewriter !!!'

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Corinna is at the dentist. She groans: 'O, o, I'd rather have a baby!'
'That's also possible,' says the dentist, 'but then the chair has to stand in an other way !!!'

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Schumacher returns home and at the same time his neighbour Frentzen came out of the house with his pants in his hand. Frentzen says: 'Michael, don't think anything of this, my pants blowed from my balcony to yours. I was going to get it back.' 'No, of course I don't, Heinz-Harrald, it's OK.' Michael walks inside and says:
'Arsehole, we don't even have a balcony.'
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