Jokes  part 7
Corinna returns home and says to her man: 'Michael, I'm just coming from the beauty salon.'
Michael looks at her and asks: 'Were there so many people, Corinna?' 'Why?'
'Because I think they haven't helped you.'
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'I'm Napoleon!' screams a patient in a psychiatrical home.
A nurse asks him: 'How do you know that?'
Patient: 'God has told me that.'
Schumacher : 'I ??? I haven't told you anything !!!'
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Hakkinen visits Schumacher. 'What would you like to drink ?' asks Schumacher.
'I would like a Côte du Rhône of 1985,' says Hakkinen.
Schumacher: 'Sorry, I don't have that. But I got a Spanish wine of $2.

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Hakkinen and Coulthard see an ugly man cross the street.
Hakkinen: 'Oh, what an very ugly man is that Michael Schumacher !'
Coulthard: 'Don't say that. He can't help it that he is that ugly !'
Hakkinen: 'Maybe he can't, but he could at least stay inside !!!'
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When Schumacher came home after playing golf with Hakkinen, his wife asked:
'Why do you never play with Coulthard?'
'Would you play golf with someone who plays false?' asked Schumacher.
'I don't think so,' she said. 'Coulthard doesn't want that too.'
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The walking married couple Schumacher saw a boy and a girl sitting on a bench
and they were kissing. Corinna: 'Why don't you do that ???'
Michael: 'But baby, I don't even know that girl !!!'
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Michael and Corinna are sitting romanticaly in a park.
Corinna asks: 'Do you want to see where I have been operated for my appendix ?'
Michael answers excited: 'Yes, certainly !'
'Overthere' indicates Corinna, 'in that big building with all those windows.'
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Ralf's talkative brother Michael fell ill and lies in bed.
The doctor comes and put a thermometer in Michael's mouth.
'And now keep your mouth shut for 15 minutes,' says the doctor.
Ralf asks the doctor when they are at the hall:
'Well doctor, how much does a thermometer like that one cost?'
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Hakkinen went to the zoo with Coulthard. Suddenly he sees a monkey which is very ugly.
Hakkinen: 'Look Coulthard, that monkey looks very much like Michael Schumacher!'
'Oh, you don't have to offend him like that !!!,' says Coulthard.
Hakkinen: 'The monkey sits so far away, he can't hear us !!!'
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A stutterer says to Schumacher in the pub: ' W-w-well-l-l-l m-m-man, y-you are l-l-laughing
at-t-t m-m-me, b-b-but everyone h-has a aberration !
L-l-like: w-with w-wich hand d-do you w-w-wipe off your a-a-arse ?'
'With my left hand.' says Schumacher.
'W-well that's y-y-your a-a-aberration !
Most people use toilet paper !!!'

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Schumacher:'Todt, my salary is not in relation with my achievements.'
'I noticed that too,' smiles Todt,
'but we can't give you that little money.'
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A Ferrari fan comes at the boxoffice with $150.
The man behind the boxoffice asks: What do you want:
'a ticket or a Ferrari ???'

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Schumacher takes his historie finals. 'Which Frenchman was first general, then First Consul
and after that emperor ?' Schumacher is thinking, shakes his head and says:
'I'm sorry, professor, but I don't know it.'
'Napoleon Bonaparte !' says the professor. Schumacher gets up and walks away.
'Where are you going to ?,' calls the professor after him.
Schumacher: 'I beg your pardon, but I thought you were calling over the next person ???'
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The very domestic miss Schumacher calls the news paper after her man Michael died to inform what a announcement costs. '$4 per 5 words,' says the telephonist. 'Oh ..., and how much is it when I only give up 2 words? Then I will only give up: Schumacher died.' 'No, miss, the minimum for an announcement is $4. So you can give 3 more words.'
Miss Schumacher is thinking and says: 'Ferrari for sale.'

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Schumacher throws a double cognac in his aquarium. 'Why did you do that?' asks Corinna.
'Well,' says Michael, 'I like to see happy faces around me !!!'

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