Jokes  part 8
Michael Schumacher whent to heaven in a dream and met Ronnie Peterson, Ayrton Senna, Gilles Villeneuve and Graham Hill. -What is it that we told you about formula one, the basic rules eat shit and die. -Oh I thought it was eat sheat and die.
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Schumacher comes in a pub. Suddenly someone says: 'My God, what a good beer!!!'
Schumi says: 'Was someone calling me ???'
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Why does Schumacher wear a helmet ???
Because he doesn't want to get Corinna pregnant.

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What is Michael Schumacher's middle name ???
Helmut.
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Schumacher walks into a bar and orders for a beer. Alongwith he finds David Coulthard and a talking horse feeding from peanuts of the hand of Coulthard. "Do you have desire for some peanuts Schumacher?" engages Coulthard. "No. I have already urinated some earlier, boxface" He turns to the horse "and you can be cheerful also, longface!"
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What is the difference between Mika Hakkinen and M.Schumacher?
Michael wants to be Mika, but Mika doesn't want to be Michael!
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M.Schumacher walks to Mika Hakkinen and asks him:
"Can I borrow your car once, so that I can win one time too?"
Mika: "I say yes, but my car wants to be complete a bit longer!"
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Michael and Ralf are karting. Finally Michael wins.
Ralf: "Why do you win here and don't you win in F1?"
Michael: "Do you think there is someone who wants to push my Ferrari?"
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